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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05   #21
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Stalker you got what you wanted. Good luck with that.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #22
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This thread made me crack up laughing so much lol

Sorry to tell you this but guys will never understand us, we're just too complex and too emotional and too moody and too wonderful and too sexy and too bitchy and too fun and too irritating and too... We're all things rolled into one, we're as different from you as day is from night, yet just like day and night, we complement each other and make each other whole. That's the point.

Don't try to understand us. Just respect us and enjoy our company. Trying to understand every minute detail of a girl (and I don't mean physically ) is impossible and will drive you insane if you even tried. We're wired in totally different ways and God hid the manual from all of you after He made us.

But as for answering some questions about us, like relationship advice, how to meet girls, how to win our heart, etc, it's better to ask a girl. So I'll take any questions free of charge.
w00t - thats my girl !!!

I couldn't agree more, I don't even understand myself sometimes - so there is no point in someone else trying to get me
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:12 PM // 16:12   #23
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like i said before...women are not understandable
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:13 PM // 16:13   #24
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Stalker you got what you wanted. Good luck with that.
A Woman to keep me busy? Hell yes!
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #25
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Wow, if you can really figure women out, to the extent that your above all men, I applaud you.

BUT, if you a guy, of any age, I don't think I'll bother listening to you, I can only believe it from a woman herself.

Just a thing, when you said talk on vent, that kinda gave me the creeps...

PLUS, I can just ask my Health Teacher <-- he rocks, or my girl friends.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #26
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w00t - thats my girl !!!

I couldn't agree more, I don't even understand myself sometimes - so there is no point in someone else trying to get me
Amen to that last part, sweetie. Every day I keep asking myself questions about myself that I'm wondering about, like...

Why am I having a bad hair day today even though I washed, shampooed and brushed my hair exactly the same as yesterday? Yesterday it was fine!

Why must I suffer through painful cramps and all sorts of other lil issues for at least a couple days each month when guys walk around without a care in the world?

Look at em with their smug lil grins and their un-crampy attitudes and their total ignorance of the PAIN women go through!

DIE!

Oops, sorry. Got carried away there for a sec
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #27
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*removes all sharp objects from the area while covering my crotch as I leave the room trying not to make any sudden moves*
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #28
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Amen to that last part, sweetie. Every day I keep asking myself questions about myself that I'm wondering about, like...

Why am I having a bad hair day today even though I washed, shampooed and brushed my hair exactly the same as yesterday? Yesterday it was fine!

Why must I suffer through painful cramps and all sorts of other lil issues for at least a couple days each month when guys walk around without a care in the world?

Look at em with their smug lil grins and their un-crampy attitudes and their total ignorance of the PAIN women go through!

DIE!

Oops, sorry. Got carried away there for a sec
amen!! couldn't have said it better myself!
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #29
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What now two of you complaining. Guys have bad stuff too ya know. We have uhhh...that thing ummm no thats women too... oh yeah we have, no, no....hmmmm, ok I got nothin.
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I thought tommarrow was a girl, gah.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #31
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LOL. I figured that one out as soon as tommarrow joined lol. Anyways, its much more interesting to figure them out on your on:P and noone will convince me otherwise.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 08:49 PM // 20:49   #32
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ummm before i get torn apart by one of these lovely ladies, ill direct the same question at the both of u.. What happens when i "hug and/or high five" a girl? ive heard that u get leprosy...
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:08 PM // 21:08   #33
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hmm funny thread

but it's kinda wrong, i ll try to make my point clear with my bad english ..
i'd say u dont have to understand women ... it's a bit of Sci-Fi
what u need to understand is how they "work" and how to deal with them ...
basically, it's ideas like honesty, respect, sharing etc.. lotsa stuff
if u dont meet this basics, u wont go very far ..

dont think too much about how they work but about what to do
without em, we d not be here as well ^^

(it d be hard to say the idea in french.. so in english .. oh well )


cmon cmon cmon backup pls !!

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What now two of you complaining. Guys have bad stuff too ya know. We have uhhh...that thing ummm no thats women too... oh yeah we have, no, no....hmmmm, ok I got nothin.
maybe, in a way.. we could say sometimes we have .. the need of a woman with us ^^can be painful as well ^^

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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:15 PM // 21:15   #34
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ummm before i get torn apart by one of these lovely ladies, ill direct the same question at the both of u.. What happens when i "hug and/or high five" a girl? ive heard that u get leprosy...
No, just cooties.

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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #35
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Women may have er... you know.. pain and stuff but they also have a sense of sexual security that most guys are completely devoid of.
For instance: my school...

Lesbians= 15% approx of girls

Gays =5% approx of guys

self admitted lesbians= 10% of girs approx

Self admitted gays= 0% of guys

Cos if they were, the other guys would actually, i am NOT exxagerating, KILL them...dead.
My school is full of incredibly intolerant people, it's like the bibl belt of Northern Ireland or something, and yet girls, most of them at least, are still confident enough to express themselves openly.

Also you will never be kicked in the nuts. It really, really hurts.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #36
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I don't believe that you understand women without screenshots!
What build? What attributes? What armor? I was thinking about using "Dwayna's Kiss" first, and then putting my clothes off and using "Healing Touch", if they let you, of course.

And don't tell me I play Guild Wars too much, I know you have less Energy regenaration in real life..

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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:50 PM // 21:50   #37
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Women may have er... you know.. pain and stuff but they also have a sense of sexual security that most guys are completely devoid of.
For instance: my school...

Lesbians= 15% approx of girls

Gays =5% approx of guys

self admitted lesbians= 10% of girs approx

Self admitted gays= 0% of guys

Cos if they were, the other guys would actually, i am NOT exxagerating, KILL them...dead.
My school is full of incredibly intolerant people, it's like the bibl belt of Northern Ireland or something, and yet girls, most of them at least, are still confident enough to express themselves openly.

Also you will never be kicked in the nuts. It really, really hurts.
15% of ALL the girls at your school are lesbian??

Wow, that's very cool but that's a really unusual percentage, much, much higher than the average nationwide. You're like in les-central
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #38
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You gonna transfer now Star?
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 10:00 PM // 22:00   #39
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hmm funny thread

but it's kinda wrong, i ll try to make my point clear with my bad english ..
i'd say u dont have to understand women ... it's a bit of Sci-Fi
what u need to understand is how they "work" and how to deal with them ...
basically, it's ideas like honesty, respect, sharing etc.. lotsa stuff
if u dont meet this basics, u wont go very far ..

dont think too much about how they work but about what to do
without em, we d not be here as well ^^
Thats pretty right - Honesty & respect are big ones. Very very important to women.

And 15%? Thats insane...We probley have around 1500ish kids at our high school, and I personally know 2 lesbians, 3 gays and 1 bi-sexual - im sure there may be a few others i don't know - but still, very very low percentage here.
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Old Apr 25, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #40
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You gonna transfer now Star?
If Martian was talking about his college and not high school and if they'll accept my credits, why not? Sounds like fun

Except for the "Bible Belt" part lol
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